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March 4, 2016

Thank you for your interest. 


Yours Sincerely.

Thank you. 


On this occassion. 

On every occassion. 


Thank you for your email. 

Aw bless you. 


The job isn't suitable for you. 

You don't live in London. 


Best of luck. 

Thank you.

But on this occassion you have been unsuccessful. 

We regret to inform you. 

We're sorry.

Sorry but on this occassion...

I am sorry for the disappointing news. 


Thank you for your time. 

Thank you for your time, but here's an automated email that every employer sends... 

Thank you for your time, but here's an email titled to your middle name instead of your first name.

Thank you for your time, but, oh look, here's the same email again. 

Thank you for your time, but oh look, we didn't even bother to respond to you. Sorry about that.

























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